Things that suck #11

Soggy toast

Damn you!

Soggy toast, you suck!

Things that suck #11

Being in a hurry and not knowing why.

"Why are you taking so long?!" Excuse me? Are we in a rush? "Ya, I told my friend that we'd see her in 1/2 hour!" but, but, now I'm thrown off!! Crap!! Aaahhhhh!

Being in a hurry and not knowing why sucks!!

Things that suck #10

Dumb drivers

I'll differentiate dumb from aggressive or reckless. Aggressive is speeding to get around me before my lane ends (shame on you); reckless is veering in and out of my lane to get around me before my lane ends (wow, you might kill yourself); dumb is aimlessly speeding and slowing mindlessly, ensuring that I can't get into another lane before mine ends. Dumb driver, you are a mess! Doing your makeup, talking on your cell phone, and eating a footlong - you are a hot mess of driving fail!

Dumb drivers, you suck!

Things that suck #9

Really slow computers.

Chug, chug, chug. You are like the Little Engine that Can't.

Really slow computers, you suck!

Things that suck #8

Toasters that under/over cook toast regardless of the settings

Toast, I don't understand why they've equipped you with five settings, all of which scorch my toast? Why no have four settings that toast and one for burn? Then when I want to hear the fire detector's sultry tones, I can. Because, really, most of the time I just want standard frakken toast!

Wonky Toaster, you suck!

Things that suck #7

Lost.

Seriously - that's how you end the show?!

Hows this for an ending? Lost, you suck!

Things that sucks #6

Power outages.

Yeah - it's vaguely romantic; but, more than that, it's annoying! Worst of all, you may never know this due to the current power outage.

Power outages - You suck!'